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Search Terms

April 14, 2009

I have good reason for not posting for a while. I am in the middle of converting some of our most treasured family home video memories to electronic files so that I can include them in future posts. However, that is taking a little while… I only recently figured out how to hook up our VCR to our TV, which is to say, I only recently messed up my attempt so badly that John stepped in and hooked up the VCR for me.

In the meantime, I thought you might find amusing some of the search terms that have led visitors to this site over the past few months. Apparently, there is not a whole lot of information on the web about Beavis and his friend

rememory definition 7 More stats
vintage littlest pet shop 4 More stats
sketches of kittens and puppies 3 More stats
beavis and butthead sketches 3 More stats
you said wood beavis 2 More stats
the littlest pet shop nineties 2 More stats
beavis and buthead 2 More stats
shannon thomas horse riding results 2 More stats
definition of rememory 2 More stats
woman horseback riding 2 More stats
old fashioned littlest pet shop 2 More stats
vintage littlest pet shop zoo 2 More stats
communion bowl 1 More stats
beavis and butthead draw paper 1 More stats
communion wafers 1 More stats
old littlest pet shop lovebirds 1 More stats
creepy pastor 1 More stats
unique cash wrap counter 1 More stats
littlest pet shop beethoven 1 More stats
iblp 1 More stats
beavis and butt-head sitting in a couch 1 More stats
creepy cabin 1 More stats
clown van wreck creepy 1 More stats
beavis y buth head 1 More stats
lovebirds what kind of food they eat 1 More stats
horse riding woman 1 More stats
most watched movoe in theater now 1 More stats
waiter wagging his finger 1 More stats
paper playset 1 More stats
lauren heinz 1 More stats
littlest pet shop water garden kitties 1 More stats
littlest pet shop room decor 1 More stats
beavis and but head turn arounds 1 More stats
communion message new year 1 More stats
girl clown costumes pictures 1 More stats
communion wafer 1 More stats
does anyone remember what the littlest p 1 More stats
nomenclature petshop 1 More stats
babies and butthead 1 More stats
funny horse riding pictures 1 More stats
beavis e buth head 1 More stats
clown’s ear 1 More stats
definition rememory 1 More stats
the blue letter sesame street 1 More stats
beavies butter 1 More stats
ice erg 1 More stats
rememory + definition 1 More stats
ladies on horseback 1 More stats
riding lessons words 1 More stats
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What to do in an umergansy.

April 4, 2009

According to a note I found in my school file today, there was a point in the early nineties when I struggled to overcome two unfortunate weaknesses: a propensity to wake people up unnecessarily and incredibly poor spelling. See below:

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I find that a phonetic spelling of this letter is almost just as fun to read:

“Dear Mom, I’m sorry for what I did. But now I will think abote it! I hope youwill forgive me. (over–>) Hers what dad told me. That I sood not wake pople up enless it is an oo-mer-gan-sy. Love, Sarah”

It is that last fragment that really disturbs me – that is where everything really fell apart.

A closer analysis of this letter leads me to believe that I may have been better off if I had not crossed out whatever I first wrote before that “aboat” nonsense. Also, my attempt to delineate the spacing between “you” and “will” was a valiant effort, but it does not excuse the incorrect conjoining of two otherwise easily spelled words.

Dad, good advice – that was an important lesson to learn. Mom, I hope you declared my spelling a state of umergansy after reading this note. I will now proofread this post twice before publishing it.